I actually received this body of text in a spam message on one of my junk e-mail accounts today:
"The only thing I can think of that came close was Ximian's Exchange Connector, and even that is fairly limited in scope. Tweaked the packaging some more, sent out a mail to interested packagers about how we would like to see it packaged. Jeff Buckley - Grace Every time I hear one of his songs I am sad for all the songs we'll never hear."
Spam is now a stream-of-consciousness song lyric artist. The next thing you know, The Mars Volta will use spam generators for their song lyrics.